krunclice1r:

fartgallery:

These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.

The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”

OTP

(via and-iou-somuch)

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

why did the road cross the chicken?

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Must be nice being a cat with benefits…

(via maliciousmelons)

sometimes I hope that Mick Jagger has a little knife that he carries around with him so when someone gives him trouble he can whip it out and say, “You have to get through Mick Dagger to get to Mick Jagger.”

pizza:

emojied:

I want pizza

oh really?

It works in two ways!

everything-evil-1992:

spineless-speech:

ghostsinjune:

Andy Hull: Guess how much money Jesse just spent on fireworks.
Robert McDowell: How much did Jesse just spend on fireworks?
Andy Hull: $320.

you could buy deja entendu with that money

^ouch, the truth hurts

(via cutyourarmsoff)

iamthebirchtree:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

(Source: anormaux, via sherlockbringthejam)

bakerstreetbabes:

addictedtohumans:

You are now intruduced to my room. I really like to actually DO a fem!lock shooting with my boys girls

/dollfaceon

(via sherlockbringthejam)

thylaa:

I don’t know how someone can not like the idea of star trek like it’s a vision of hope for the future of humanity of wonder and new worlds and adventure and love and all of the things we’ll never get to see in this lifetime so I guess if you don’t like star trek you must be really into things like taxes and life insurance

(via i-o-u-a-fall)

Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

hickeysarentjustforwhores:

blunts-n-kush:

empyr3an:

of course

go right ahead

Always

(Source: born-vicious, via rollerskatingjourney)