These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
sometimes I hope that Mick Jagger has a little knife that he carries around with him so when someone gives him trouble he can whip it out and say, “You have to get through Mick Dagger to get to Mick Jagger.”
Andy Hull: Guess how much money Jesse just spent on fireworks.
Robert McDowell: How much did Jesse just spend on fireworks?
Andy Hull: $320.
you could buy deja entendu with that money
^ouch, the truth hurts
|my final thought before making most decisions:||fuck it|
I don’t know how someone can not like the idea of star trek like it’s a vision of hope for the future of humanity of wonder and new worlds and adventure and love and all of the things we’ll never get to see in this lifetime so I guess if you don’t like star trek you must be really into things like taxes and life insurance